Bermuda Schwartz was a criminal dressed in tourist clothes who planned to ruin the Madballs' vacation on Belly-Hai Island and steal money. He was very formidable at first because of his literally loud clothes and a camera capable of either freezing people in suspended animation or temporarily blinding them with a flash. He was eventually defeated when he was tricked into photographing his own image, knocking him unconscious. He is then sent to jail and the Madballs enjoy the rest of their vacation. Bermuda Schwartz was never seen again, but he is featured in a newspaper article in the ninth issue.