The ninth issue of the Madballs comic book was published April 1988.

The Return of EveryoneEdit



Completely fed up with the Madballs, Dr. Frankenbeans and Snivelitch break Miss Tic the Mystic out of jail so she can use her powers to bring together the Madballs' greatest foes: Colonel Corn, Anchor Man, the Badballs, Maiden Hong Kong, and Captain Weirdbeard. Together, the villains form I.N.C.(International Network of Creeps) and all plot revenge against the Madballs. Colonel Corn conquers Iowa, Maiden Hong Kong strikes in China, Anchor Man takes over Los Angeles, Captain Weirdbeard sails in the Mid-Antlantic Ocean, and Dr. Frankenbeans, Snivelitch, Miss Tic, and the Badballs wait at R.U.I.N. All Madballs split up: Screamin' Meemie, Goal Eater, Snake Bait, and Oculus Orbus go to Iowa to defeat Colonel Corn, Bash Brain, Swine Sucker, Lock Lips, and Dust Brain go to China to challenge Maiden Hong Kong, Wolf Breath, Splitting Headache, Aargh, and Horn Head go to Los Angeles to fight Anchor Man, Touchdown Terror, Fist Face, Skull Face, and Freaky Fullback go to the Mid-Atlantic Ocean to face Captain Weirdbeard, and Slobulus, Bruise Brother, and Foul Shot go to R.U.I.N. Labs to defeat Dr. Frankenbeans, Snivelitch, Miss Tic, and the Badballs. In the end, all of the criminals are defeated and forced to soak in the R.U.I.N. pond before being returned to where they belong.


  • This is the first and only comic with only one story.
  • True to the story's title, the story features the return of every villain ever faced by the Madballs up to this point, with the exception of the Vegeterribles, Madbelle, Gail Warning, and Bermuda Schwartz.
  • Even though Captain Weirdbeard is featured in the story, there is absolutely no mention of McCaw the Parrot or Peg Leg Peg.
  • The crossword puzzle in the comic reveals that Snivelitch's first name is Simon.
  • This comic was made in response to readers' demands of seeing the villains return.